Thursday, April 07, 2005

Things, I regret.... by Jack han- I mean Ale Garza

Things, I regret.... by Jack han- I mean Ale Garza

[ale]

Way back when I was a young lad of only about 18. One day while strolling about my local mall I was approached with a top notch offer. That's right, I Ale Garza had been offered the glamorous world of print modeling! It just so happen that the agency offering, was the world reknowned modeling house... Barbizon! They told me the skies the limit! That doors would be opened for me! Superstar actors would be envious! And I ultimately would be famous!

I know what you're thinking. What about this is there to regret? Well you see for all those jewels of splendor they told me i would attain, it would cost me an initial fee of somewhere around 200 dollars. A fair price for fame and fortune don't you think? The only thing I regret is not taking them up on their offer. I mean looking back, it's amazing the world that could've been waiting for me. I mean that could've been me as the foriegn kid on That 70's Show. Or me modeling those boxer briefs in those Mervyn's ads.

Well, you win some and you lose some, for me I guess missed this gravy train of oppurtunity.

-a
"holy crap, it's purple!" PSHOO!PSHOO!

8 comments:

MISSLEMAN said...

Sorry fez- I mean ale.

Sam Out-

Kateness said...

But why would you need to pay money to be hired somewhere? Seems a little fishy...

icemanx62 said...

I use to see Barbizon commercials when I was a kid. Do they still have those around?

Jon Tsuei said...

Imagine it Ale. You would be the butt of the joke regularly on a weekly sitcom. You'd get your car all smashed up on Punk'd. You'd get to date busty, under-aged, redheaded actresses. You'd be the envy of the MTV generation everywhere instead of the envy of fanboys everywhere. Ah well, what're you gonna do? :P

RightOnTarget said...

But if you did take it up, we wouldn't have you here. (que audience) "Awwww......"

Hanky Panky said...

I too know your pain...as I gave up an opportunity to model my feet for a fungus medication cream company. :(

meek? said...

LOL! I just got flashbacks o' their commercials w/ the whispers:

*dun*dun* barbizon...
*dun*dun* barbizon...

:D

Peace...

nohoohboy said...

What the heck is barbizon?