Way back when I was a young lad of only about 18. One day while strolling about my local mall I was approached with a top notch offer. That's right, I Ale Garza had been offered the glamorous world of print modeling! It just so happen that the agency offering, was the world reknowned modeling house... Barbizon! They told me the skies the limit! That doors would be opened for me! Superstar actors would be envious! And I ultimately would be famous!
I know what you're thinking. What about this is there to regret? Well you see for all those jewels of splendor they told me i would attain, it would cost me an initial fee of somewhere around 200 dollars. A fair price for fame and fortune don't you think? The only thing I regret is not taking them up on their offer. I mean looking back, it's amazing the world that could've been waiting for me. I mean that could've been me as the foriegn kid on That 70's Show. Or me modeling those boxer briefs in those Mervyn's ads.
Well, you win some and you lose some, for me I guess missed this gravy train of oppurtunity.
"holy crap, it's purple!" PSHOO!PSHOO!
Thursday, April 07, 2005
Things, I regret.... by Jack han- I mean Ale Garza